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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

hreny:

this is seriously my favorite episode

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"I don’t owe anyone a explanation for the shit I do !"

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

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